{"product_id":"wood-rocket-dear-cops-dont-search-this-gift-bag","title":"Wood Rocket Dear Cops Don't Search This Gift Bag","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWood Rocket Dear Cops Don't Search This Gift Bag\u003c\/strong\u003e turns ordinary present-giving into a moment of cheeky comedy. Think wrapping paper is overrated? This snarky green Kraft-paper bag lets your gag gifts arrive with a punchline before they're even opened, making it the white elephant in the room that actually gets people laughing.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eMade from sturdy green Kraft paper with a smooth white ribbon handle, this bag is built to carry naughty novelties, bachelorette surprises, or any playful present that deserves a little extra attitude. The bold printed message does the talking, so you can skip the card and let the bag deliver the joke on its own.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eIt's the ideal finishing touch for a stag or hen party, an office white-elephant swap, or a birthday gift for the friend who loves a good laugh. The one-size design fits a wide range of items, and the ribbon handle makes it easy to carry and hand over with a grin. Holiday cheer, of course, is sold separately.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eKey Features\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSnarky printed \"Dear Cops\" message for instant laughs\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDurable green Kraft paper construction\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSmooth white ribbon handle for easy carrying\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePerfect for gag gifts, parties, and novelty presents\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003ch3\u003eSpecifications\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBrand: Wood Rocket\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMaterial: Green Kraft paper with white ribbon handle\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSize: One size only\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003eSkip the boring wrap and reach for the Wood Rocket Dear Cops Don't Search This Gift Bag whenever you want your present to make a statement all on its own.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Wood Rocket","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":43747314827331,"sku":"BAG-025","price":4.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1432\/4044\/files\/797725411811.jpg?v=1788383045","url":"https:\/\/www.lavajoy.com\/products\/wood-rocket-dear-cops-dont-search-this-gift-bag","provider":"LavaJoy","version":"1.0","type":"link"}