Wood Rocket Dear Cops Don't Search This Gift Bag turns ordinary present-giving into a moment of cheeky comedy. Think wrapping paper is overrated? This snarky green Kraft-paper bag lets your gag gifts arrive with a punchline before they're even opened, making it the white elephant in the room that actually gets people laughing.
Made from sturdy green Kraft paper with a smooth white ribbon handle, this bag is built to carry naughty novelties, bachelorette surprises, or any playful present that deserves a little extra attitude. The bold printed message does the talking, so you can skip the card and let the bag deliver the joke on its own.
It's the ideal finishing touch for a stag or hen party, an office white-elephant swap, or a birthday gift for the friend who loves a good laugh. The one-size design fits a wide range of items, and the ribbon handle makes it easy to carry and hand over with a grin. Holiday cheer, of course, is sold separately.
Key Features
- Snarky printed "Dear Cops" message for instant laughs
- Durable green Kraft paper construction
- Smooth white ribbon handle for easy carrying
- Perfect for gag gifts, parties, and novelty presents
Specifications
- Brand: Wood Rocket
- Material: Green Kraft paper with white ribbon handle
- Size: One size only
Skip the boring wrap and reach for the Wood Rocket Dear Cops Don't Search This Gift Bag whenever you want your present to make a statement all on its own.
